Nothing is more distressful than the mom that yells the wrong thing at the wrong time.
Get a deeper understanding and love for America’s game faster than just sitting through them and trying to pick it up through osmosis.
Don’t be that mom that just stands up, claps, and cheers- then whispers to the person on her left, “What just happened?” Learn SOCCER!
Here’s my answer, “How’s that stretching been working? You’re what, 3% better after a month or two of work? Better for 10 minutes and the tightness mysteriously returns?”