Are You Healthy Enough to SURVIVE?

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Recently I took a self-defense / handgun training Workshop from one of my favorite groups, APT (available everywhere AND in Corpus Christi.)   

These guys spend a lot of time getting me up to speed and better at working guns, self defense and just all-around being better in scenarios. One of the things they press the most however is not the use of guns but rather knowing the situation and never needing to actually use your gun -to be aware and smart and make better decisions.

Leading up to this class I was listening to some of my favorite podcasts and they had a guest, similar in training and profession talking about his ideas.  I was interested in hearing a different point of view.  You’ve got to search out other angles in life to gain perspective so I do.   I was quite happy that this expert expressed many of the same ideas I have gained from the guys I love but just expressed them differently.   

Even if you don’t make it through this article – get this one point and you’ll be better off in life.

The overlying principal from the best instructors is always this:

Do everything you can to never be in a fight in the first place.

By the time you’re exchanging punches or knife slashes or bullets it’s already got to the extreme and you are in a world of hurt.

Not always, but often, there are a million things you can do to keep it from getting to the “fight for your life” stage.    Despite making their money by teaching fighting skills, here’s how you come out alive – the main point expressed is you prep yourself to not let it get to that point.

Many of these experts (or the good ones at least) will tell you the best things that you can do to avoid emergency or survive in a situations actually have to do with things well outside of typical survival scenario.    

For instance:  Are you in shape enough to run away?   Are you healthy enough to not die from a heart attack when your adrenaline spikes?   Can you lift something, drag something or get somebody else to safety if you needed to?  Can you look up from your phone for a minute when you are walking out a back alley at 2 am after 5 drinks?

This was a topic of conversation with my doctors and staff in my clinic this morning because I found it quite interesting and very much along the lines of what I try to push on BeAwesome365.

So with no further ado -today’s column will be called Are You Healthy Enough to Survive?

This is serious business and should be ingrained as scary and intense, but that’s not really the style of this website so plan on some over the top scenerios, where things like the Vegas shooting and carjacking will be substituted for Space Aliens and Volcanoes.  I still try keep it humorous and light as thats just my style but these are real issues that measure a baseline of health and should be eye opening. You need to put yourself into real situations from time to time, as your brain see’s this as role playing and practice.  You never want a scenerio to be “the first time” -even if the other times were visualization only.   Prep your body, prep your brain to minimize “the freeze!” when the real deal deep stuff goes down.

Now look, I’m all for learning how to survive and run guns and tactical training.  Its fun, its intense and its something new – I find it exhilarating, engaging and I seriously enjoy it – it makes me manly  – but any instructor worth their salt stresses the MO (main objective) of any mission (my life) is to make it home to my wife and kids.  To survive and live. – so listen up –

You are a million times more likely to die from bad health then from a terrorist and gang member!

You are going to be in crazy traffic way more often than in crosshairs!

If you die from a heart condition and leave the kids and spouse at home – you failed the mission buddy.  Run the odd’s – play the odd’s. This isn’t Vegas and you can win.

Prepping for the least likely scenario is smart.

Failing to prep for the more likely scenarios is careless.

 

The guys I go-to to learn to fight continue ALWAYS stress the importance of “the most likely.”  The biggest impact on your survival.

1) be in shape  (this will kill you first – more people die of heart attacks than bullets)

2) learn how to drive a car better.  Practice real world defensive driving and anticipating issues      (more people die of auto accidents than knife wounds)

3) avoid crappy situations and pay attention  (more people get mugged because they have their hands full of groceries and have a PTA meeting in 10 minutes and have 3 kids at home that need to do homework and need to get dinner on the table and are walking out to a dark parking lot where a white van has pulled up along their car and they are staring into their Iphone and not seeing any of this, than are looking around and seeing the situation.

4) 5) 6) 7)  – i can go on and on – finally around number…

17) fight back – God forbid you ever have to – but it just got real and your switch went to go at “g…”   a mindset you have to be ready for and practice.

This article covers #1 only – be healthy enough to get away and LIVE!

To Live you should be able to:

  1. Run around the block – a city block – as in X marks the spot.  Get off the damn X!You need to be able to get yourself away from danger- any active shooter scenario shows this over and over again – this is real and many out there in the “survival game” just don’t have it.  They can run their $3000 guns like John Wick on acid but couldn’t run away from the neighbors shitzu if attacked when taking out the garbage.

I think it is overestimated for a lot of people as we all kind of have a mental image of ourselves in our peak shape –  If you want a true test of overestimation, my favorite self test is to run 1 lap at the track – 1 lap! Time yourself – and guys, that’s only a ¼ mile – probably not even far enough to avoid the bombing planes or tanks rolling in.    I’m in pretty good shape – and I’m slower on the ¼ mile than I was in high school. Significantly slower – it’s just not something we practice. So be able to run a ways or plan on being captured and traded as slaves to the intergalactic warlords or Siberian mining camps

2. Lift ½ your body weight

This should really be lift all of your own body weight – actual poundage or kilos.  In a number of emergencies you may have to move something out of the way, move cover and concealment over you if you need to hide or throw a desk over – any number of reasons you should be strong enough.   Just 3 seconds ago I had a patient say to me, “as long as I don’t lift my own suitcases on this vacation I’ll be fine.” hmmmm. I don’t think you really will.

3. Quickly get in the backseat and out the other side.    

Move dammit!   Everywhere emergency situations don’t happen in spaces the size of airport terminal hallways.  Chucky, the 80’s horror movie doll is coming at you with a knife and you need to escape, NOW! – get your body moving in new positions

4. Sprint 60 feet

60 feet is pathetic, I don’t think it will save you but it’s a bare bones minimum because that’s across the street of a typical downtown.  It doesn’t even come close to you avoiding a falling jet but the amount of danger you can avoid by simply crossing the street is amazing and if you can do it super fast you are probably 95% safer.   The street thug isn’t wasting his effort cutting across traffic to follow you

5. Crawl

that’s right, it’s down there next to the ground.  Your kids love it down there, lots of interesting stuff.  You should join them…often.

How on earth you just got onto the set of the new Star Wars movie is unkown to me- but buddy, there are blue and red laser beams flying everywhere at chest level and the smoke from the fire of the crashed spaceships is starting to fill the studio.  Get low and get moving!

6. Jump a 4 to 6 foot fence

Every fence is 6 feet minimum – but I’ll give you 4 for starters only because my staff thought that was unfair.   Every movie that takes place in the big apple has a scene where a guy is trapped in an alley with a fence being chased by dogs, thugs, ghosts – whatever… Getting your butt over a fence is real life, age extending emergency necessity.   You have got to have this in your arsenal

7. Pickup hoops/soccer 20 min.

I’ve got back into this after a long time off.  The rapid change of direction was something I just haven’t practiced and in any scenario I can dream up would most likely save your life.  I preach sports science to my athletes often, “a tenth of a second equals 2 feet on a court or field.” 2 feet. If it take you ½ a second to turn around and change direction thats 10 feet!    It makes an incredible impact in sports and a life saving impact in an emergency. If you can react you most likely can act.

8. Get away – walk or jog one mile/2 kilometers.  

Obvious, and this is prep, not the actual emergency.  If this just left you exhausted you’re in trouble. The Zombie Horde never tires and they are on your trail.   The first mile just gave you breathing room and time to think. Honestly, survival end of the world type deal you should be able to pack 10-20 miles a day if necessary.  

In one of my classes, an instructor told a story about a partner of his in the earthquake in Haiti.  Total chaos and hell on earth. It took him nearly 7 hours to get back to the hotel just 1 mile away!  No water, office shoes. He had no choice though. What if you just physically couldn’t do it? There is no ambulance, Nat’l Guard or police coming to help you G.  You’re on your own!

9. Do A Pullup –

Again, 1 is pretty low – not even standard physical fitness here.  There are only a million scenarios I can think of where you would have to pull your own body weight up.   Getting back into a raft after falling out is just an easy first. I’ve been there and seen an adrenaline racked, scared out of her wits, mom of kids not physically able to pull herself into the safety of a raft.   It’s scary! What happens when you have to scale the outside of a Vegas Hotel.

10. Swim across the pool

Swimming is an HUGE equalizer for even some of the most fit.  Did Anybody else tune into the Crossfit championships a few years ago when the 50 most jacked, most fit people on planet earth got thrown into a swim?  2 of them quit on the spot from shear panic. And these are the most fit. Believe it or not your caveman and native ancestors didn’t have bridges. They got across the damn river or became a Sabre Tooth Tiger’s snackbox.   You can do this

11. Skip 2 meals

Or 2 days worth of meals.  You’re not going to die. Heck if you read some of my other articles you’ll see that depending on how you eat daily, you may not even be hungry.   You may have to hide out in a barn or in a cave somewhere for a day or so at sometime. You’ll be ok.

12. Be, NOT the slowest of all your friends and those around you.

You know what they say about being chased by a hungry bear in Alaska right?   You don’t have to be the fastest, just make damn sure you’re not the slowest.

Last ditch Quick tip from my special forces amigos – “IF you find that you are actually in a run for your life AND your life actually does depend on speed  AND you are indeed the slowest – kick your buddy in the kneecap and keep running.

Ok well there we go.  12 objectives that I feel are pretty much a bare bones minimum to being healthy to survive.  It was probably my favorite article to write and discuss and heck, maybe I’ll pursue a book about this – its fun to think about but more importantly it should be eye opening and real.  It’s important by God! It’s important for you and your family and should be both a goal and a severe wakeup call for some.

Tier it out:

I can do 1-3

Just lay down and give up.  You’re no help.

I can do 4-6

You are probably in the way and are making it harder for the pro’s to do their job.

I can do 7-10

If you are absolutely diligent about spacial awareness and always on alert for danger and anticipate scenarios and act on your gut instinct and spidey sense – if all that works out just perfectly AND you kind of get to direct your own script here – well then I’d say there’s a 50/50 chance you survive.   But…the idea was to avoid a fight – you are going to have to fight..I hope you’ve trained. If you haven’t, send me an email, I’ll get you in touch with some of the best!

I can do 11-12

You nailed it!

Great – that’s a minimum –  Keep living buddy! See you in TEOTWASKI aftermath!

6 Comments

  1. I’ll just call this Reality 101 and consider myself “on notice” that I need to make some “life changes”. Good job Chad!!

  2. Wish you had a link to re-post on Facebook. Exactly the thoughts i have had countless times myself….if Bruce Willis wasn’t there, would I be able to pull myself off this cliff edge?

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